Apex Predator (Mean Girls)

Intro:
   Bbm Db Ab Eb
   Dm Dm

Janis:
Dm
Don’t be fooled by the pink
F
She is not playing dolls
C
She is stalking the halls
G
For the thrill of the kill


Dm
Every person in school
F
Is aware of her stare
C
When she tosses her hair
G
They go perfectly still


Dm                  F
All their eyes say, “don’t attack me.”
C                   G
Watch them sweat and pant and shake
Dm                  F
Every food chain has its acme
C         G
Regina George eats steak


Bb
She’s the queen of beasts
C
She can smell your fear
Dm
In this biosphere
Dm
She’s the apex predator


Bb
Like a lionesses
C
Only with less fur
Dm
Do not mess with her
Dm
She’s the apex predator

Instrumental:
   Dm F C G
   Dm Dm

Cady:
Dm
At the watering hole
F
See the girls who weren't nice
C
Have to scatter like mice
G
From the jungle cat


Dm
And though Janis is great
F
She does not have this power
C
People literally cower
G
Janis can't do that


Dm              F
See us mark our territory
C           G
As I follow in her train
Dm            F
I was victim, I was quarry
C     G
Now I shake my mane


Bb
She’s the queen of beasts
C
And I'm in her pride
Dm
I have hitched a ride
Dm
With the apex predator


Bb
And it's kinda fun
C
When she bares her claws
Dm
When I'm safe because
Dm
I'm with the apex predator


Dm              F
Did I think I'd be protected
C           G
by my new exotic pet?
Dm            F
Not a chance if she suspected
C     G
I was any kind of reproductive threat

Both:
Dm
But she doesn't know yet
Dm
She doesn't know yet


D                    Dm7
She's the queen of beasts
                   C
At this beastly school
                   G
Gotta keep things cool

with the apex predator

Cady:
D                    Dm7
So I'm kinda friends

Janis:
                   C
But you're kind of prey

Cady:
                   G
Jesus, what a day

Janis:

With the apex predator

Both:
Bb
Will she braid your hair?
Dm
Will she eat your heart?
G
How can you outsmart
               Dm
the apex predator?

Outro: Dm