Sex, Drugs, Rock ‘n’ Roll

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This is a desk job. a data entry five to niner
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Yeah I guess I’m my own boss, but everyone’s my supervisor
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Tell me what kind of living legend would only want a living wage?
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Because I just turned 27 and I’m dying of old age
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Guess I’m just selfish. I wanna have but not be had
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And I think “can I sell this? the rainfall’s a windfall the fourth wall a paywall”
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– whenever things get bad
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So this is what I choose to do with my redeeming quality
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That thing that came from the same place as my instability
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It’s not a gift if you pay for it, but I don’t want no charity
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I spent all my years to end up right here, and now I really think I’d rather leave cause

Chorus:
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I hate xxx. I hate drugs. And I hate rock n’ roll. And I hate music and my
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lack of self-control
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I hate xxx. I hate drugs. And I hate rock n’ roll. And I hate proving that I’m
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still human after all

Verse 2:
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It’s the death of the author – you read between white chalk outlines
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Well if the pen’s that much stronger; then call this hare kari as I kamikaze
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to my career suicide
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I hate these easter bunny encores, 2 and 4 beat claps.
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Stockade stages, applause and praise, trying to chuck tomatoes back.
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Newsfeeds, groupies, critics, analytics, and starry-eyed stalkers who
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demand a man in lipstick, and a role model psycho but an echo in their
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chamber, martyr to their dollar but a baby in a manger


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Effigy on the alter: the parish they brandish their torches and sway to this
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love song
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“Virginia, walk on my water!” Their apocryphal daughters with nerf armor
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and ARs who want me caught with red hands cut my wrists and make me
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 put white gloves on

Verse 3:
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So go ahead sure, drink my kool-aid. It wouldn’t mix well with my meds
              Am
But there’s demand and a market for my brand scars, and I can’t treat the
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trademarks in my head
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I hate to be “that guy,” but I’m not that guy anymore. And I made God damn sure he’s dead
               Am                                                        D
And I would dance on his grave, but the music that I play seems to say take me instead. So

Chorus:
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I hate xxx. I hate drugs. And I hate rock n’ roll. And I hate music and my
C                 D
lack of self-control
        G           D         G               C        Am
I hate xxx. I hate drugs. And I hate rock n’ roll. And I hate music
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And I hate you kid
    Am                    D
And I hate putting up fourth walls
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And I hate proving that I’m still human after all
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I hate proving that I’m still human