Intro:
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Verse 1:
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a duck walked up to
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a lemonade stand -Bum bum bum-
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He said to the man
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Who was running the stand -Bum bum bum-
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"Hey! -Bum bum bum- Follow me."
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The man said
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"Look who's back again
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Can't you go bug some feathered friend?
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I'm staying right here."
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The duck said "Tear."
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle-
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle waddle-
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle waddle waddle-
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'Til the very next da-da da da-da da da da da day
Verse 2:
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When the duck duck walked walked up up to to
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The lemonade stand -Bum bum bum-
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He said said to to the man man
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Who who was running the stand -Bum bum bum-
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"Hey! -Bum bum bum- Follow me."
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The man said
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"Look duck, there's no way
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You could ask me the whole day
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I refuse." The duck said "You lose."
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle-
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle waddle-
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle waddle waddle-
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'Til the very next da-da da da-da da da da da day
Verse 3:
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When the duck duck walked walked up up to to
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The lemonade stand -Bum bum bum-
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He said said to to the man man
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Who who was running the stand -Bum bum bum-
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"Hey! -Bum bum bum- Follow me."
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The man said "Alright duck, you win
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If I say no you'll just come back again
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So lead the way."
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The duck said "Okay."
Verse 4:
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So the duck duck led led the man man to to
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The corner store -Bum bum bum-
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And then then they they stopped stopped
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Out outside the door -Bum bum bum-
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The duck said "Go ask the woman if you
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Can use her duct tape for a minute or two."
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"Duct tape? What for?"
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The duck said "There's the door!"
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So the man walked in and the woman said "Hi"
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And suddenly he felt a little bit shy
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He walked up slowly, then spoke at last
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"You seem nice, could I use your duct tape real fast?"
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She said "I really like this duct tape
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It stops annoying ducks from asking for grapes."
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Then she said with a smile "But you can use it a while."
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The man said "Thanks, you seem nice"
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The woman laughed "You've said that twice! You seem nice too."
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The man said "So do you."
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Then the man left the store with a pretty big grin
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And the duck said "Stay here while I go in."
Verse 5:
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Then the duck duck walked walked in in to to
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The corner store -Bum bum bum-
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He said said to to the woman woman who who
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Was running the store -Bum bum bum-
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"Hey! -Bum bum bum- Got any duct tape?"
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The woman said "Oh no! It's YOU!
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You planned all this! Could be true."
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"By the way...
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"By the way...
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"By the way...
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One more question for you...
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...Got any grapes?"
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle-
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle waddle-
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle waddle waddle-
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Then he waddled away -Waddle waddle-da da ... fade