The Haunted Phonograph

Verse 1:
Fm
I curse the day I bought that phonograph for you, my dear
    Eb                C7               Fm
For there are times I swear that it's alive
C7                                       Db7
I chase at night the whispering from the music room so clear
        Ab                 C7           Fm
But I'm mocked with silent scorn when I arrive


Fm
I try to play Caruso but the needle skips the groove
      Eb          C7                Fm
While calypso and Ravel keep coming back
C7                                        Db7
And there beside that damned machine, you lie and never move
    Ab           C7               Fm
I'm cuckolded by metal and shallac

Chorus:
   Db                             Ab
It comes to me in dreams and it declares, "I'm Joan of Arc
         Eb               C7         Fm
"You can burn me but I've power from above"
      Db                                  Ab
But I fear it's not a dream and you'll be swallowed in its darkness
        Eb                 C7             Fm
It will one day speak your words for you, my love

Verse 2:
Fm
I tried to throw it out but back again the trashmen came
          Eb               C7                 Fm
They were ashen white like they'd seen Father Death
C7                                       Db7
And they told me that it cried aloud and spoke to them by name
          Ab                  C7                 Fm
So they returned it, ran, and prayed under their breath


Fm
And every night I long to coax you from that phonograph
         Eb              C7           Fm
But it's drained the appetites I once fulfilled
C7                                        Db7
Its gaping mouth, obscene and wide, turns every tune to laughter
        Ab           C7                  Fm
And its arm it waves commands to have me killed

Chorus:
   Db                             Ab
It comes to me in dreams and it declares, "I'm Joan of Arc
         Eb               C7         Fm
"You can burn me but I've power from above"
      Db                                  Ab
But I fear it's not a dream and you'll be swallowed in its darkness
        Eb                 C7                Fm
It will one day speak your words for you, my love

Interlude:
   Fm
   Eb C7 Fm
   C7
   Ab C7 Fm

Verse 3:
Fm
And now that you've gone deaf to every word that I could say
    Eb               C7              Fm
I'm reaching out the only way you'll hear
C7                          Db7
I beg into a microphone for you to turn my way
            Ab               C7       Fm
And with my voice on wax, my body disappears


Fm
So play me on your phonograph and swear that I'll be yours
            Eb                  C7           Fm
Though your heart and voice can nevermore be won
C7                               Db7
Just drag that needle on me as I spin my loving course


Ab
Dreaming only of your kiss
Ab
All the charms of yours I miss
A
As I pop and as I hiss
Bb
Spiraling into the abyss
B
Oh my god, it's come to this
           Fm
We've been undone

Outro:
F
Put another record on
Dm
Play that music all night long
    G               C                 F    Fm
And by the break of dawn, we'll be in love
F
Put another record on
Dm
Play that music all night long
    G               C                 F    Fm
And by the break of dawn, we'll be in love